Grade 9 (If I Had a Million Dollars)

Barenaked Ladies

Tom: G

G 
i got a blue and red 
           D 
adidas bag humonges binder 
C 
i told my best friend 
 
i was the best of miner niner's 
G 
and when i joined the football team 
   D 
to prove that i'm a man 
  C 
i geuss i sholdn't have told them 
 
that i like duran duran  
G                   D 
this is me in grade 9 baby 
C 
this is me in grade 9 
( this is me in grade 9 ) 
 
 
 
G    D            C9  
If I had a $1000000  
(If I had a $1000000)  
G   D         C9  
I'd buy you a house  
(I would buy you a house)  
G    D            C9  
If I had a $1000000  
(If I had a $1000000)  
G           D                  C9  
I'd buy you furniture for your house  
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)  
G        D            C9  
And if I had a $1000000  
(If I had a $1000000)  
G   D         C9  
I'd buy you a K-Car  
(A nice Reliant automobile)  
G    D         C9                D  
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.   
  
If I had a $1000000  
I'd build a tree fort in our yard  
If I had $1000000  
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard  
If I had $1000000  
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere  
You know, we could just go up there and hang out  
Like open the fridge and stuff  
There would be already laid out foods for us  
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things  
  
If I had $1000000  
(If I had $1000000)  
I'd buy you a fur coat  
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)  
And if I had $1000000  
(If I had a $1000000)  
I'd buy you an exotic pet  
(Like a llama or an emu)  
And if I had $1000000  
(If I had a $1000000)  
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains  
(All them crazy elephant bones)  
And If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.   
  
If I had a $1000000  
We wouldn't have to walk to the store  
If I had a $1000000  
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.  
If I had a $1000000  
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner  
But we would eat Kraft Dinner  
Of course we would, we?d just eat more  
And buy really expensive ketchups with it  
That?s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups  
Mmmmmm  
  
If I had $1000000  
(If I had $1000000)  
I'd buy you a green dress  
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)  
And if I had $1000000  
(If I had $1000000)  
I'd buy you some art  
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)  
If I had $1000000  
(If I had $1000000)  
I'd buy you a monkey  
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)   
  
If I had $1000000  
I?d buy your love  
  
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000  
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000  
I'd be rich