You need a little something
Baby that's the truth
No one can tell you that
You haven't got your youth
But with no money and no power
To get where you belong
Just have a little faith
You've got to be strong

Now schnizz is the master of love
And I am his second in command
And tonight one of us
Is going to be your man

Because the crib de amour is open tonight
It's business as usual by candlelight
The fireplace is burning
Come underneath the covers
I will be your undercover lover

With some smooth talking sailor boys
You'll not find the love that you desire
You need a little more than the usual
Someone who can light your fire

The question we don't ask is
Do you have the money
Because we always have the time
And we can be quite funny
So if you want to have
A little lovin' honey
Come over to the crib
Because we've got it running

Because the crib de amour is open tonight
It's business as usual by candlelight
Don't worry honey because we will not bite
The crib de amour is open
Open tonight
Open toniyite