John the undertaker Is taking out another Smelly fellers body Underneath the moon's mean stare He don't care John the undertaker I taking out his pliers Cause he knows they're liars And they must be made to share They won't care There's another golden crown for his collection There's another diamond ring that won't be buried with the bride There's another silver watch for him to carry There's another little treasure for him to cart off in the night John the undertaker Is taking out another Smelly fellers body Underneath the moon's mean stare Moon mean stare