My life's turning into a monster Mary doesn't seem to care She's got things to do people to see She's gotta be here and then she's gotta be there And my life's turning into a monster And Mary doesn't understand She reads the bible every morning She's making dinner every night She's taking scalding hot bubble baths by candlelight And my life's turning into a monster A little more everyday You better run run baby Run run baby baby you better run away My life's turning into a monster And Mary's got incredible hair She's got a skinny little job But here daddy run's the mob She got a vericose smile that'll make you sob & my life's turning into a monster A little more everyday He's got big greasy fangs He's got angular bangs He's got electrifying death defying hunger pangs & my life's turning into a monster & Mary's been elected to rule She's got a superspace conductor Flavored micro self destructor She's got a whole lot of bullets she's an aerobics instructor & my life's turning into a monster A little more everyday You better run run baby Run run baby baby You better run you better get the hell out of his way