Mystery date My mystery date I don't know your name girl But I know my semen is gone Mystery date Sweet mystery date Can you run to the store And buy me some gatorade My mystery date Sweet mystery date Did we meet at the black cat Or the coppertank I'm sure I'll remember But right now I'm drawing a blank Mystery date My mystery date You know I love you but please Take your stinky panties And get out of my apartment Don't ever ever teeth my penis You wrinkled stinky genius Mystery date Sweet mystery date I know it sounds lame That I don't know your name And you're not to blame So don't be ashamed (it's driving me insane) My mystery date