8 o'clock Monday night And I'm waiting To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring She wears a 2-way but I'm not quite sure what that means And when she walks All the wind blows and the angels sing But she doesn't notice me 'Cause she's watching wrestling Creaming over tough guys Listening to rap metal Turn tables in her eyes It's like a bad movie She's looking through me If you were me than you'd be Screaming: Someone shoot me As I fail miserably Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad She said she'd like to score some refer and a 40 She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have And when she walks All the wind blows and the angels sing But she'll never notice me 'Cause she's watching wrestling Creaming over tough guys Listening to rap metal Turn tables in her eyes She likes them with a moustache Racetrack season pass Driving in a Trans Am Does a mullet make a man? It's like a bad movie She's looking through me If you were me than you'd be Screaming: Someone shoot me As I fail miserably Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want There she goes again with fishnets on And dread locks in her hair She broke my heart I want to be sedated All I wanted was to see her naked Now I'm watching wrestling Trying to be a tough guy Listening to rap metal Turn tables in my eyes I can't grow a moustache And I ain't got no season pass All I got's a moped It's like a bad movie She's looking through me If you were me than you'd be Screaming: Someone shoot me As I fail miserably Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want