Smokin' cigarettes smart the card drinkin' coffee by the town Slowly foolin' my hair out by the roots Acting funny lookin' at the mirror makin' faces like a clown Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit Everybody told me you would drive me crazy And they said you'd had me barking like a hound But a fooling loving enough since to tisten Now my barking is the gossip of the town Smokin' cigarettes smart... [ guitar ] Just a crazy fool to believe the things you told me I hate to say to foolish you know who I'd sooner be the victom of a hanging Then to be a fool I am because of you Smokin' cigarettes smart... Yeah I'm sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit