Db Gb Eb G
Cm Fm/Ab G
I hate men
Bb Eb Ab Fm G
I can't abide them even now and then
C G
Then ever marry one of them, I'd rest a virgin rather
C G
For husbands are a boring lot that only give you bother
C G/D C/E Dm/F
Of course, I'm awful glad that mother had to marry father
D G C D G
But, I hate men
C/E G7 C6 G7
Of all the types I’ve ever met in within our democracy
C/G G7 C6 G7/D G7
I hate the most the athlete with his manner bold and brassy
C G7/C C7/E F6
He may have hair upon his chesst, but sister, so has Lassie!
Dm F6 G7 C
Oh, I hate men!
Db Gb Eb G
C/E G7 C6 G7
If thou shouldst wed a business man, be wary, oh be wary:
C/G G7 C6 G7/D G7
He'll tell you he's detained in town on business neccesary
C G7/C C7/E F6
The business is the business that he gives his secretary!
Dm F6 G7 C
Oh, I hate men!
Db Gb Eb G
Cm Fm/Ab G
I hate men
Bb Eb Ab Fm G
Though roosters they, I will not play the hen
C G
If you espouse an older man through girlish optimism
C G
He'll always stay at home and night and make no criticism
C G/D C/E Dm/F
Though you may call it love, the doctors call it rheumatism
D G C D G
Oh, I hate men!
Db Gb Eb G
C/E G7 C6 G7
Of all I've read, alone in bed, from A to Zed about 'em
C/G G7 C6 G7/D G7
Since love is blind, then from the mind, all womankind should rout 'em
C G7/C C7/E F6
But, ladies, you must answer too, what would we do without 'em?
Dm F6 G7 C
Still, I Hate Men!
