How to handle a woman, Theres a way said a wise old man, A way know by every woman, Since the whole rigmarole began! Do I flatter her, I begged him answer, Do I threaten or cajole or plea, Do I brood or play the gay romancer? Said he, smiling, "No, indeed!" "How to handle a woman, Mark me well, I will tell you sir! The way to handle a woman, Is to love her, simply love her, Merely love her, love her, Love her!"