Hip, hop, hoop . . . oh ho ah ha ! Hip, hop, hoop . . . oh ho ah ha ! Hip, I didn't know lips could kiss, ( Hip hip ) Hup I didn't know wives could flirt, ( Hup hup ) Hoop, I didn't know girls could be like "Tina Marie" ( Hoop hoop ) Hip I didn't know I could sing, ( Hip hip ) Like a penny boat in a gale . . . What she's doin' will be the ruin of me. ( Oh ho ha ha ) Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah ha! You sweet little schemer, Tina Marie ( Tina, Tina Marie ) Oh what you do, Your brand of voo do's too much for me . . . Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah ha! Oh how I dream of stealin' your charms, I'm gonna marry us, Some day I'll carry you off in my arms . . . ( Oh ho ha ha ) Hip, I used to be a good time Joe, ( Hip hip ) Kiss a gal and just let her go, ( go go ) Hoop, I really was dealin' free till a Tina Marie . . . Mister Cupid you stacked the deck, Why'd you throw me a queen by heck . . . Now she's braggin' she's fixed my wagon for me . . . ( Oh ho ah ha ) Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah ha! You sweet little schemer, Tina Marie ( Tina, Tina Marie ) Oh what you do, Your brand of voo do's too much for me . . . Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah ha! Ho, Ho, how I dream of stealin' your charms, I'm gonna marry us, Some day I'll carry you off in my arms . . . ( Ho, Ho ) Hip, she tells me to jump, an' I jump, ( Jump, jump! ) Hoop, she tells me to dance, an' I dance, Gotta listen or get no kissin' from "Tina Marie" ( Hip hip! ) Hip, she really did clip my wings, ( Clip, clip! ) Hoop, I'm lookin' at weddin' rings, Is it human the things she's doin' to me? ( Ho, Ho. Ah Ha! ) Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah ha! Oh Ho, how I dream of stealin' your charms, I'm gonna marry us, Some day I'll carry you off in my arms . . . Off in my arms . . . Oh Ho! Ha Ha! Tina Marie!