My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine, You make me smile with my heart, Your looks are laughable, un-photographical, Yet you're my favourite work of art . . . Is your figure less than Greek ? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak, are you smiling? But don't change a hair for me, Not if you care for me. Stay little valentine, stay! Each day is Valentine's Day . . . Each day is Valentine's Day . . .