Hey folks, believe in me Coz I'm a disciple can't you see Avoid the horrors of the big microwave The instant dinner for the man in the cave I'm sure the lord will forgive you your faults U just give me your gold & follow my call I'm one hell of a kid I'm Gods favorite Coz me & the lord got this heavenly deal He is my master & he taught me to steal Yeah, me & the lord got this 50/50 split Coz the old man says I'm one hell of a kid Yeah, the old man says I'm one hell of a kid I must be God's favorite Yeah I'm God's favorite I'm son of the creator I make a blind man hear Now you just open your purse feel the lord's near Coz he knows your world It's written down in his book & I'm his clerk & I know what you took So see u next time at the Jesus-show® Where blessings are costly & you can't say no Coz me & the lord got this heavenly deal He is my master & he taught me to steal Yeah, me & the lord... Hey folks listen to me I'm one of God's boys can't you see? I got the answers and you will seek em Remember the dollars u saved over this weekend Sins for free but it costs to confess So your life lately has it been a mess Coz we got your record & we know what u did Coz me & the lord ... U know me & big G don't give blessings for free Gimme what u got or come down where it's hot I can rap with Saint Peter & tell what u did