I got hair in my ears I got hair in my nose I got hair on my back And between my toes When the time comes & my hairwash is due I'm gonna use one ton of shampoo But don't give me those sentimental eyes Coz I'm proud & my hair is nice It's not fair when people they stare I love the colors I wear I wont cut my hair I wont cut my hair Oh no, I wont cut my hair Coz I'm proud of my hair And like in the funny fairytale I dry my hair the Rapunzel way U just climb up the six floors To my hairy home & I fix u a smoke in the blend of my own Yeah, I'll make u a hot pot of tea Take off your clothes feel free And get down in my hair And make me insane Lets get airborne on window pain It's not fair... I would die without my hair Yeah right, I'm playin' in the band And I would love to be your private Disneyland I'll be your own amusement park Then you can ride me And ride me after dark If they send me to the rows of death For having illegal dope I will order as my last meal Before's the chair Hamburger french fries n coke Take those scissors away I wont cut my hair 'Cause I'm proud and my hair is nice I love my hair I'm in love with my hair I'm in love with my haaaaiiiir