There are two things, both appealing One is better than the other One's an 8 and one's a 10 But still I want the 10 or 8 How do you choose? Let's be honest How do you choose? 10 is better I know it seems shallow But I can sing so low So low Is it tough to make decisions? Maybe but not in this case Adding it up Make the call Adding it up No choice at all I know it seems shallow But I can sing so low I can sing so low I can sing so low I can sing so I can sing so I can sing so low Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! What do I do? What do I do? I'd rather live with two misters Than live with the lesser of the two sisters Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! What do I do? What do I do? I'd rather live with two misters Than live with the lesser of the two sisters Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! Don't tell mom, oo Don't tell mom, oo So 'em what you got, boy Show 'em what I taught So 'em what you got, boy Show 'em what I taught Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! What do I do? What do I do? I'd rather live with two misters Than live with the lesser of the two sisters Daddy! Mommy! Hey, mister!