My Dad's Gone Crazy!

Eminem

Compositor: Eminem

Tom: C

( Em, C, B, Am => durante a música toda) 
   
{Intro:} 
{Tuning Tv} 
{Eminem Snortin Crack} 
{Tv Presenter:} 
Hello boys and girls 
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships 
Do you have a daddy? 
I'll bet you do 
{Door opens} 
who's your daddy?  
{Hailie:} 
Daddy, what're you doing?  
{Beat starts} 
{Eminem:} 
Haha  
{Eminem & Hailie:} 
Ok then! everybody, listen up!  
{Eminem:} 
I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?  
{Hailie:} 
Somebody, please help him! 
{giggle} 
i think my dad gone crazy!  
{Verse #1:} 
There's no mountain i can't climb 
There's no tower too high, 
No plane that i can't learn how to fly 
What do i gotta do to get through to you, to show you 
There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to 
{Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound} 
Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls 
I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar 
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph, 
Sunglasses with elton john's name, on my drag wall 
I'm out the closet, i been lying my ass off 
All this time, me and dre been fucking with hats off  
{Dr Dre:} 
Suck it marshall  
{Eminem:} 
So tell laura and her husband to back off 
Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off 
And launch one of these russians, and blast off 
{Hailie Makes Explosion Sound} 
Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map, off 
when will it stop? when will I knock the crap off? 
{Knocking} 
Haley, tell 'em baby  
{Haley:} 
My dad's lost it  
{Chorus:} 
{Eminem:} 
There's really nothin' else to say I, i can't explain it  
{Hailie:} 
I think my dad gone crazy!  
{Eminem:} 
A little help from hailie jade won't you tell em' baby 
{Hailie:} 
I think my dad gone crazy!  
{Eminem:} 
Theres nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me 
{Hailie:} 
I think my dad gone crazy!  
{Eminem:} 
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even halie  
{Hailie:} 
I think my dad gone crazy!  
{Verse 2:} 
It's like my mother always told me 
{Eminem Impersinates His Mom} 
Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana, 
and codeine and goddamit, you little motherfucker 
If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' 
uh.. 
Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick 
Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second 
I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record 
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy 
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose 
Then quit bringin my flows, quit giving me my ammo 
Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my 
m.o. 
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo 
Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no more 
Am i the only fuckin one who's normal any more?  
{Hailey:} 
Dad  
{Chorus} 
{Verse #3:} 
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise 
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme 
see what you're seeing is a genius at work 
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, 
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek 
I'd yank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue 
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once 
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son 
And walk around the rest of my life spit on 
And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung 
Like r kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on 
More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a 
plane 
Aimed at the world trade, standin' on ronny's grave, 
Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as clyde mathers and bonnie jade 
And thats pretty much the gist of it,Parents are pissed, but the kids love 
it 
Nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers 
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither  
{Chorus} 
{Outro:} 
{Eminem:} 
Crazy  
{Hailie:} 
ha ha 
You're funny daddy!