D G D
[Verse 1]
D
They can make cars drive themselves
G
And prove time-travel ain't crazy as hell
D A
They've even got a pill to make a soft package hard
D
But as far as we've came
G
When it comes to love and to blame
D A
And the breaking of a lover's heart
D
I think we're sorely lacking methods
G
So I'm going with old time-tested:
D A D
A jukebox and a bar
[Chorus 1]
G
One pushes me up the mountain
D
And one rolls me down the hill
Bm A D
While I sit in a phosphorescent dark
G
So you can keep your fancy potions
D A
And your incandescent notions
Bm A G
As for me and my barely-beating heart
D
There's no better prescription
G
For my broken disposition
D A
Than a jukebox and a bar
[Verse 2]
D
We got pinpoint GPS
G
All you need is an address
D A
But her love is the one thing I can't find
D
Meanwhile no one has a clue
G D
How to make her memory turn loose
A D
So much for academic minds
[Chorus 1]
G
One pushes me up the mountain
D
And one rolls me down the hill
Bm A D
While I sit in a phosphorescent dark
G D
So you can keep your fancy potions
D A
And your incandescent notions
Bm A G
As for me and my barely-beating heart
D
There's no better prescription
G
For my the human condition
D A D
Than a jukebox and a bar
[Outro]
D
May look like music, booze, and beer
G
There's a whole more goin' on in here
D A D
Than a jukebox and a bar
