I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)

Fall Out Boy

Tom: D

~ = Vibrato
/ = Slide Up
\ = Slide Down
. = Palm Mute
x = Dead note (Mute)
h = Hammer on
> = Let Ring

(intro / verse)

(guitar 1)

E|---------------------------------|
B|-6-6-----6-6-----6-6-------------|    x2
G|-6-6-5-5-6-6-5-5-6-6-2-2-3-3-3-3-|
D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-3-3-4-4-4-4-|
A|-4-4-6-6-4-4-6-6-4-4-3-3-4-4-4-4-|
E|-----4-4-----4-4-----1-1-2-2-2-2-|



E|-------------------|        |--------------------|
B|--------xx6-6xx6-6-|    x2  |----------xx6-6-6-6-|
G|-2-2-5-7xx6-6xx6-6-|        |-xx5-5-5-5xx6-6-6-6-|
D|-3-3-6-8xx6-6xx6-6-|        |-xx6-6-6-6xx6-6-6-6-|
A|-3-3-6-8xx4-4xx4-4-|        |-xx6-6-6-6xx4-4-4-4-|
E|-1-1-4-6-----------|        |-xx4-4-4-4----------|



    ........  ....
E|----------------------|
B|----------------------|
G|----------------------|
D|-6\44444444xx33333333-|
A|-6\44444444xx33333333-|
E|-4\22222222xx11111111-|
    ........  ....


(guitar 2) (Hard to hear)

E|---------------------------------------------|
B|-11-11-11-11-11-11----9-9--11-11-11-11-11-11-|
G|-------------------10------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|



E|-----------------------------------------------|
B|-11-11-11-11-11-11----9-9------------6-----6---|
G|-------------------10-----6h7777-6-7---6-7---8-|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------|


(Very hard to hear)

E|-------------------------------------------|
B|-10-10-9-10-10-9-10-10-9-10-10-10-10-10-10-|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------|


(chorus)

(guitar 1)

E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|-666666666-33333333-------------------|
D|-666666666-33333333-44444444-44444444-|
A|-444444444-11111111-44444444-44444444-|
E|--------------------22222222-22222222-|



E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-33333333-666666666------------|
D|-33333333-666666666-44444444-6-|
A|-11111111-444444444-44444444-6-|
E|--------------------22222222-4-|


(guitar 2 (Comes in as chorus ends)

E|-----------------------------|
B|-14-12-----------------------|
G|-------14-13-11--------------|
D|----------------14-11-13-15~-|
A|-----------------------------|
E|-----------------------------|


(guitar 2 - riff is played
more often during these
two Choruses.

(bridge)

(guitar 1)

E|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-33333333----------66666666----------33333333----------|
D|-33333333-44444444-66666666-33333333-33333333-44444444-|
A|-11111111-44444444-44444444-33333333-11111111-44444444-|
E|----------22222222----------11111111----------22222222-|



           . . . . . . . .
E|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|-----------------------------|
D|-66666666-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6>-|
A|-66666666-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6>-|
E|-44444444-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4>-|
           . . . . . . . .


(guitar 2) (can be heard very softly)

E|------11---------11---------9---------9----|
B|-9-11----11-9-11----11-9-11---11-9-11---11-|   x3
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------|


(final chorus / outro)

(guitar 1)

E|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------33333333-666666666--------------------|
D|-xx-44444444-44444444-33333333-666666666-444444444-44444444-|
A|-xx-44444444-44444444-11111111-444444444-444444444-44444444-|
E|-xx-22222222-22222222--------------------222222222-22222222-|



E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|-666666666-66666666-------------------|
D|-666666666-66666666-44444444-44444444-|
A|-444444444-44444444-44444444-44444444-|
E|--------------------22222222-22222222-|



E|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|-666666666-66666666-------------|
D|-666666666-66666666-44444444-4>-|
A|-444444444-44444444-44444444-4>-|
E|--------------------22222222-2>-|


(guitar 2) (Played Throughout Chorus)

E|-----------------------------|     |---------|
B|-14-12-----------------------|     |---------|
G|-------14-13-11--------------|     |----6----|
D|----------------14-11-13-15~-|     |----x----|
A|-----------------------------|     |----4----|
E|-----------------------------|     |---------|


Last year's wishes
Are this year's apologies
Every last time I come home
I take my last chance
To burn a bridge or two
I only keep myself sick in the head
Cause I know how the words get you

We're the new face of failure
Prettier and younger but not any better off
Bulletproof and loneliness
At best, at best

Me and you
Sitting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you
Sitting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you

Collect the bad habits
That you couldn't bare to keep
Out of the woods but I love
A tree I used to lay beneath
Kisses still there
From a sour bottle baby girl
With eyes the size of baby worlds

We're the new face of failure
Prettier and younger but not any better off
Bulletproof and loneliness
At best, at best

Me and you
Sitting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you
Sitting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you
Sitting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you
Sitting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you

The best way
To make it through
With hearts and wrists in tact
Is to realize
Two outta three ain't bad
Ain't bad

Me and you
Sitting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you
(Honeymoon)
Sitting in a honeymoon
(In a honeymoon)
Me and you
Sitting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you
Sitting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you