Peter Griffin: Nothing else has worked so far So I'll wish upon a star Wonderous dancing speck of light I need a Jew Lois makes me take the rap Cause our checkbook looks like crap Since I can't give her a slap I need a Jew Where to find A Baum or Steen or Stein To teach me how to whine and do my taaaaaxesss... Though by many they're abhored Hebrew people I've adored Even though they killed my Lord I need a Jew Max: Hi, my name's Max Weinstein, my car just broke down, can I use you phone? Peter: Now my troubles are all through I have a Jew! Max: Hey!