INTRO

B7 D6 B7

B7 D6 B7

VERSE 1

D7    Gm

September '75 I was 47 inches high

Em7 B7

Mom said by Christmas I would have

D7 

A badass mother G.I. Joe, 

Gm

For your little minds to blow

Em7 F#sus4 F#

I still got beat up after class, yeah, 
 
CHORUS

Bm7 E9 

Now I'm big and important

Am7 D9 

One angry dwarf and 

G7    F#sus4 F# 

two hundred solemn faces are you

Bm7 E9 

If you really want to see me 

Am7 D9

check the papers and the TV

G7    F#sus4 F#

Look who's telling who what to do

B7 B7 D9 B7

Kiss my ass goodbye

B7 D9 B7

VERSE 2

Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry
Jane, remember second grade?
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said you'd rather die
 

CHORUS

Now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV
Look who's telling who what to do

B7 B7 D9 B7 

Kiss my ass goodbye

B                     B7 D9 B7

PIANO SOLO

*D7 G7 Em7 B7
D7 G7 Em7 F#sus4 F#
Bm7 E9 Am7 D9 G7 F#7
Bm7 E9 Am7 D9 G7 F#

BRIDGE

B7 D B7 B7 

You'll be sorry one day
B7 

Yes you will, yes you will
D

You shouldn't push me around
B7

'cause I will, yes I will
B7

You will be sorry when I'm big
B7 

Yes you will, yes you will
D B7

You will be sorry

CHORUS

Now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV
Look who's telling who what to do

Kiss my ass

OUTRO

Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now
September '75 I was 57 inches high, 
September '75, September '75

 **A NOTE ABOUT THE PIANO SOLO**

D7: C#dim D

G7: D D-

Em7: Em7 D

chord are these chords:

B7: B C#m7 Dm6 B/D#

D7: D9 D#6/9 E6/9 F6/9 G G#

G7: F6/9  G#7