Catholic Girls

Frank Zappa

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CATHOLIC GIRLS, WITH A TINY LITTLE MUSTACHE 
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, DO YOU KNOW HOW THEY GO 
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, IN THE RECTORY BASEMENT 
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FATHER RILEYS'S A FAIRY 
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BUT IT DON'T BOTHER MARY 
 
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, AT THE CYO 
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, DO Y'KNOW HOW THEY GO? 
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, THERE CAN BE NO REPLACEMENT 
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HOW DO THEY GO AFTER THE SHOW? 
  
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ALL THE WAY 
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THAT'S THE WAY THEY GO 
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EVERY DAY 
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AND NONE OF THEIR MAMAS EVER SEEM TO 
KNOW 
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HIP-HIP-HOORAY 
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FOR ALL THE CLASS THEY SHOW 
(roll 9ths down to C#9) 
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A CATHOLIC GIRL 
AT THE CYO, WHEN THEY LEARN TO BLOW... 
"THERE LEARNING TO BLOW" 
 
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ALL THE CATHOLIC BOYS! 
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WARREN CUCCURULLO 
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CATHOLIC BOYS 
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KINDA YOUNG KINDA WOW 
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CATHOLIC BOYS 
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VINNIE COLAIUTA 
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WHERE ARE THEY NOW 
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DID THEY ALL TAKE A VOW 
 
 
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, CARMENITA SCARFONE 
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, HEY! SHE GAVE ME VD 
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, TONI CARBONE 
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WITH A TONGUE LIKE A COW  
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SHE COULD MAKE YOU GO WOW 
 
(CHORD SET 1) 
VD VOWDY VOOTIE 
RIGHT AWAY 
THAT'S THE WAY THEY GO 
EVERY DAY 
WHENEVER THEIR MAMAS TAKE THEM TO A 
SHOW 
MATINEE, PASS THE POPCORN PLEASE 
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A CATHOLIC GIRL 
WITH HER HAND IN THE BOX 
WHEN SHE'S ON HER KNEES 
SHE WAS ON HER KNEES! 
 
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MY LITTLE CATHOLIC GIRL 
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IN A LITTLE WHITE DRESS 
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, THEY NEVER CONFESS 
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, I GOT ONE FOR A COUSIN 
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I LOVE HOW THEY GO, SO SEND ME A DOZEN 
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CATHOLIC GIRLS... OOOOOOHH! ETC.