Oh, I wish I had a boyfriend I wish I had a loving man in my life I wish I had a father And maybe then I woulda turned out right But now I'm just crazy, I'm totally mad Yeah, I'm just crazy, I'm fucked in the head And maybe if I really tried with all of my heart Then I could make a brand new start in love with you Oh, I wish I had a sun tan I wish I had a pizza and a bottle of wine I wish I had a beach house Then we could make a big fire every night Instead I'm just crazy, I'm totally mad Yeah, I'm just crazy, I'm fucked in the head And maybe if I really tried with all of my heart Then I could make a brand new start in love with you