Hey, I've got eyes that see
Don't say there's nothing wrong with me
You say I'm just paranoid, well that's something the matter with me
That's one thing the matter with me

Hey, they checked my vital signs
But I can read between the lines
They tell me I worry too much, now there's another thing
The matter with me. That's two things the matter with me.

Who's gonna watch my stuff when I'm away?
What if someone calls? I think I'd better stay
Who'll let the dog out? Who'll let the cat in?
What's behind the grin?

There's something the matter with me, I know
There's something the matter with me, I just know

What if there's no heaven and I live like a priest?
What if I write a book they don't like in the Middle East?
What if I do something good and nobody sees?
Then, there would be something the matter with me.
Then I'd have three things the matter with me.

What if I'm in a plane that fails inspection?
Sitting on a bomb that escapes detection?
What if I'm in my house when the roof falls in?
What if? What if?

There's something the matter with me I know
There's something the matter with me I just know.