Mass Hysteria The world gazes astonished 'coz they can't believe their eyes On how stupid Americans are obsessed with private lives Each day another item, another lie follows the next Who cares for fucking politics? All that counts is sex He's the fallen idol, the one that can't get clean of fouls that he committed The fool that he has been He's the fallen idol, but he don't give a shit 'Coz why should he be bothered for shoes that do not fit? The press sleeps in his garden, there's a camera near his bed A circus for the people, because someone gave him head His dog is being interviewed: is boss had an affair Perhaps he had a threesome with Kohl and Tony Blair??? Mass Hysteria! The world gazes astonished 'coz they can't believe their eyes how stupid Americans are obsessed with private lives Though they give him credit, his innocence been lost In face of prosecution, he has to bow or burst He's the fallen idol, the one that can't get clean of fouls that he committed The fool that he has been He's the fallen idol, but he don't gives a shit 'Coz why should he be bothered for shoes that do not fit? The press sleeps in his garden, there's a camera near his bed A circus for the people, because someone gave him head They want to know the topics, of the leaders beaverhunt but would I become that popular, if someone licked my cunt? Mass Hysteria!