C Bb G F
So place your final burden
Bb Eb F
On your hard-pressed next of kin
Eb C
Send the chamber pot back down the line
F D G C G
To be filled up again
F C Bb
Take your mind off your election
G F C Bb
And try to get it straight
G F C Bb
And don't pretend perfection
Eb F
You'll be crucified too late
[Interlude]
*Flute* (Play like "hard-headed social worker" verse)
Bb Eb F G
Bb F Bb Eb F G
[Verse]
C Bb G F
And he'll say "you really should make the deal"
Bb Eb F
As he offers round the hat
Eb C
Well, you'd better lick your fingers clean
F D G
I'll thank you all for that
F C Bb
And as you join the good ship earth
G F C Bb
And you mingle with the dust
G F C Bb
Be sure to leave your underpants
Eb F
With someone you can trust
Bb
And the hard-headed social worker
Eb F G
Who bathes his hands in blood
Bb F Bb
Will welcome you with arms held high
Eb F G
And cover you with mud
C Bb G F
And he'll say "you really should make the deal"
Bb Eb F
As he offers round the hat
Eb C N.C.
Well, you'd better lick your fingers clean
F D G
Well, I'll thank you all for that
