Tom: C
C Em
And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin wrong
Am
You been puttin up wit my shit just way too long
F#
Im so gifted at findin what I dont like the most
C
So I think its time for us to have a toast
Lets have a toast for the douchebags!
Em
Lets have a toast for the assholes!
Lets have a toast for the scumbags!
Am
Every one of them that I know
Lets have a toast to the jerkoffs
F#
Thatll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
C
Run away fast as you can
She find pictures in my email
Em
I sent this girl a picture of my, hey!
I dont know what it is with females
Am
But Im not too good with that, hey!
See, I could have me a good girl
F#
And still be addicted to them hoodrats
And I just blame everything on you
C
At least you know thats what Im good at
See, I always find
And I always find
Em
Yeah, I always find somethin wrong
Am
You been puttin up with my shit just way too long
F#
Im so gifted at findin what I dont like the most
C
So I think its time for us to have a toast
Lets have a toast for the douchebags!
Em
Lets have a toast for the assholes!
Lets have a toast for the scumbags!
Am
Every one of them that I know
Lets have a toast to the jerkoffs
F#
Thatll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
C
Run away fast as you can
Em
Run away from me, baby Run away
Am
Run away from me, baby Run away
F#
Run away from me, baby Run away
Baby, I got a plan
C
Run away fast as you can
Em
Run away from me, baby Run away
Am
Run away from me, baby Run away
F#
Run away from me, baby Run away
Baby, I got a plan
C
Run away fast as you can
