Come Mr. handleman take my wife home You can't leave a woman like a chippy alone She's plenty pretty like a woman in prime No you won't need a waterbed to have a good time Mr. handleman mr. handleman Take my wife home Mr. handleman mr. handleman mr. handleman Take my wife home take my wife home La señora is a sight for sore eyes Half an hour in a paradise You're not the first and you will never come last But the natives are restless so you better grab fast