I dreamed last night I was far from harm Woke up and found my man in a sissy's arms "Hello, Central, it's 'bout to run me wild Can I get that number, or will I have to wait a while?" Some are young, some are old My man says sissy's got good jelly roll My man got a sissy, his name is Miss Kate He shook that thing like jelly on a plate Now all the people ask me why I'm all alone A sissy shook that thing and took my man from me