This one’s for the ladies the crazy honey babies The cuties with the booties that drive all the homeboys crazy At the mall Arby's sauce on my lapel I'm chilling at the perfume counter so I can smell Their intoxicating breezes bring on wheezes and sneezes Have me over for dinner and introduce me to your nieces I fall pieces cause I fall in love five times a day My name is MC Chris I bag for you like a Frito Lay MC Chris #1 with the ladies Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies MC Chris #1 with the ladies Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies Amazing the act of mating or masturbating If you’re not dating I’m waiting for you to call Name is MC Chris and just like Lauren Bacall Put your lips like so and blow cause I’m right down the hall Cause I’m like Popeye to Olive Oyl You know the old saying a watched pot ain’t gonna to boil Cause I spoil my ladies, cause I love them so much Every morning at one we have a champagne brunch, word up MC Chris #1 with the ladies Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies MC Chris #1 with the ladies Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies I’ll take you back home and feed you some soup Rub your feet real nice that’s the straight up poop And don’t make me pay a price you’ll get a leg and a boot MC Chris gets girls with charm no the Armani suit Above and beyond the call of dookie Name is MC Chris in the back row of the movies Or in any place that’s dark but of course not Central Park Cause a lover not a mugger’s what I want so lets embark On a dirt bike made for two holdin' hands like retards at the zoo A foot long frankfurter on me and now you spew Cause you found a fingernail and your face turned blue Doctor Feelgood’s on duty there’s no need to boo-hoo (MC Chris #1 with the ladies Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies MC Chris #1 with the ladies Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies) Word up baby MC Chris in the house I got the styles that make you smile Oh yeah You know I’m like that cause I’m crazy ass phat MC Chris he’s so fly I heard he’s loving all the ladies He said he loves only me