I'm Billy Milano
I'm a bold courageous man
He is, he is, yes, yes, he is
A knight without armour in a bold savage land
He is, he is, yes, yes, he is
I protect all fair maidens and damsels in distress
He does, he does, yes, yes, he does
I'll try and comfort you, but first take off your dress
You're good, you're good, oh so, so good
I'm lean, mean cruel, obscene, not only am I Elvis
Sometimes I'm James Dean
We are M.O.D. and we are on Megaforce (Jon Z)
Not just a record label, a guiding light
We're never lost (Jon Z)
Jon and Marsha manage
Jeff and Leslie book our shows (Jon Z)
We write the songs and play the town
And make friends on the road (Marsha screaching)
I'm lean, mean cruel, obscene, not only am I Elvis
Sometimes I'm James Dean
I'm lean, mean cruel, obscene, not only am I Elvis
Sometimes I'm James Dean

I'm Billy Milano, I'm a bold courageous man
He is, he is, yes, yes, he is
A knight without armour in a bold savage land
He is, he is, yes, yes, he is
I protect all fair maidens and damsels in distress
He does, he does, yes, yes, he does
I'll try and comfort you, but first take off your dress
You're good, you're good, oh so, so good
I'm lean, mean cruel, obscene, not only am I Elvis
Sometimes I'm James Dean (and Tom Cruise)