Oh, oh, yeah Oh, oh, yeah Oh, oh I wear women's underwear And then I go to strike a pose in my full-length mirror I cross my legs just like a queer But my libido is strong when a lady is near, yeah What defines a straight man's straight? Is it the boxer in the brief or a twelve-ounce steak? Nah I'll tell you what a woman loves most It's a man who can slap but can also stroke Going in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked It's verbatim and it's shaking No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting elated No more listless invitations Ugh! I live by a hospital And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows I see people dying there But my tender age makes it hard to care The incinerator and a big smokestack It's a phallic symbol, and it makes me laugh (oh) All I need is a heart attack, come on Humble my bones with a cardiac Going in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked It's verbatim and it's shaking No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting elated No more listless invitations For the love of fuck For the sake of Pete Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me? I am the rooster in the morning I'm the cock of the day I'm the boxer in the briefs I'm a twelve-ounce steak Eh, oh, eh, eh, oh Yabo, yabo, yabo, yabo, yabo It's verbatim And yeah, and it's naked And yeah, and it's shaking It shakes, shakes, shakes Oh, oh, yeah Oh, oh, uh, uh, uh Oh, oh, yeah Oh, oh, yeah Oh, oh, uh, uh, uh Oh, oh, yeah