Last night as I was lyin' Just loungin' in my bed, Heard such a loony howling', Stood my hair up on my head. Lunged over to the window, Flipped the floodlight right on. Hey, there's a letter L On the loose, Leaping across my lawn! I heard the letter L Let out a "luh-luh-luh." The little rebel L, He cried, "Luh-luh-luh." Luh-luh-luh!" I heard the letter L Let out a "luh-luh-luh." The little rebel L, He went, "Luh-luh-luh, LUH-LUH-LUH!" Rebel L! He said, "You gotta listen, See, I'm a lean, mean lad. Don't like to stand for 'lacy Little lamb' or 'lilly pad!' Just wanna live for loudness, And don't say I'm too young. I was born to go luh-luh-luh At the top of my luh-luh-lungs!" I heard the letter L Let out a "luh-luh-luh." The little rebel L, He cried, "Luh-luh-luh." Luh-luh-luh!" I heard the letter L Let out a "luh-luh-luh." The little rebel L, He went, "Luh-luh-luh, LUH-LUH-LUH!" Rebel L! Leaned out a little lower, "Leapin' lizards!" I yelled, "You gotta learn a lesson, Hey, it's late, get lost, rebel L You're wakin' up the neighbors. Please leave us in peace. Looks like you're outta luck, Letter L, Here come the pol-luh-luh-lice!" Hey, little letter L, You're too loud, loud, loud. We know you're lost and lonely Without a crowd, crowd, Crowd, crowd. But listen, letter L, We got laws, laws, laws! I'm just a rebel L Without a cause, cause, cause! A rebel L! I'm just a rebel L! You know I'm just a rebel L! You know I'm just a rebel L! I'm just a rebel L! As transcribed on the newsgroup by Noah