Bell on door clanks: Come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down chair, don't be afraid Steaming hot towel on my face I was shaved I was shaved I was shaved Barney ties me to the chair I can't see, I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-pee pressed against my lips I was shamed I was shamed I was shamed I sense others in the room Opey, Aunt Bee, I presume They take turns in cut me up I die smothered in Andy's butt I was shaved I was shaved I was shaved