What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul? What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul? And Eddie had it good but Paul loved his cocaine And Eddie hated punks So, after a couple years Eddie broke it off with Paul To look for a new man (a new man) Paul got fucked Fucked by Steve Eddie's at the Red Lion looking for a new steed Searching for a bloke Who sings in falsetto What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul? What happened to Eddie, Paul and Bruce? And Samson knew Eddie was looking for a long term Stable relationship With Paul no longer around Bruce left Samson for Eddie 'Cause Steve convinced him to (kudos to paul) Kudos to Paul, fuck you Bruce How you supposed to rock 'n roll without substance abuse? Number of the beast isn't bad with Rob and Judas Priest