You fuckin' little mug! How dare you come into my fuckin' gaff, and try and get hold of my little sister against her will? You're in bandit country now, boy, no-one will even know you were fuckin' here!

You're a hooligan!
A Hardcore hooligan!
(3X)

You're a hooligan!
You wanna wait till' the game or do you wanna make one with me now?!

You're a hooligan!
A Hardcore hooligan!
(2X)

I'll catch you first

You're a hooligan!
A Hardcore hooligan!
(3X)
No one likes us but we don't care!

Dance now whatever you may be
But he missed the fucking penalty
So we smashed up the town
Wherever we may be
Cause he missed the fucking penalty
(2X)
Wanker!

Dance now whatever you may be
But he missed the fucking penalty
So we smashed up the town
Wherever we may be
Cause he missed the fucking penalty
(2X)

You're fuckin' animals!
You give this fuckin' country
a bad fuckin' name!
You ain't no football supporters!
You're fuckin' muggy little cunts!

What else you gonna do on a saturday?
Sitting in your armchair wanking off to pop idols?
Fuck that for a laugh
I'd know what I'd rather do
Tottenham away
Love it!

You fat fuckin' prick

Wanker!

Dance now whatever you may be
But he missed the fucking penalty
So we smashed up the town
Wherever we may be
Cause he missed the fucking penalty
(3X)

You're a hooligan!
A Hardcore hooligan!
You're a hooligan!
You wanna wait till' the game or do you wanna make one with me now?!

You're a hooligan!
A Hardcore hooligan!
(3X)
No one likes us but we don't care!

Wanker!

Must be that nutty skunk again