Do you want me to be arrogant
Shall I grow my hair
Shall I go and buy a guitar
Would you stop and stare

If I told you that I slept around
Would you jump on top of me
And if I had that frown that cuts
Would you bleed for me

Cut
You want the real thing

And if I never noticed you
When you walk into a room
And if I told you about other girls
Would you praise me then
If I never slept at night
And did the rock n roll thing
And I never said goodbye
Would you wish me sweetly dead

Cut
You want the real thing

So if I held you and I fucked you once
Would come back for more
And if I told you about a long break
Would you wait by the door
So if you saw this other guy
Who this he tried to be
You just stand there and look away
You want the real thing

Cut
You want the real thing