She was the love of his live she had no clue that he used drugs he'd like to remind you all that there are two or three unlucky people won't you talk to me ? won't you walk with me ? I know somebody he's a chatterbox (go on and on and on and on) Mr. Unlucky's name begins with U (and he's not up) I know somebody who has a dog he bounce out of bed at six ev'ry morning Mr. Silly lives in nonsenseland (his shoes are size forty nine) now Mr. Unlucky lives in the park (under the lamppost) waiting for somebody who brings his money down (I wish there were more helpers) I know somebody, he's red-haired always takes his hat won't you talk to me ? won't you walk with me ?