Introduction
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Introduction verse
A man walks out of his apartment it is raining he's got no umbrella

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Main verses..

he starts running beneath the awnings
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trying to save his suit x2
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tryin to dryin to tryin to dry but...
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no good
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When he gets to the crowded subway platform

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he takes off both of his shoes
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He steps right into somebody's fat loogie
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and everyone who sees him says "ewwww" everyone who sees him says "ewwww"
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Chorus

But he doesn't care cause last night he got a...
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 visit from the Ghost of corporate future...
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