Hey you, what are you doing here? I'm shiverin' on a Christmas Eve It's ninety-nine below on my block And I freeze my stones tryin' to close the window Wishin' that snow would stop Then in flies a cat That's all dressed up in red with a huge toy sack Weighs three hundred five pounds He gave my roofline a big permanent crack I said: Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house Hey (hey), you (you), det down from this house Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house Don't hang around or I'll knock you down from this house Those jingle bells were ringin' I said: Hey, take your deer and get flyin' A voice says: Ho-ho-ho, how are you? Merry Christmas to you tonight I said: It's three AM, I don't need toys I got a machine gun under my bed So keep off of my roof Or I'll have to blast your candy ass out of that sled I said: Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house Hey (hey), you (you), det down from this house Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house Don't hang around or I'll knock you down from this house Up on the roof top reindeer pause Out jumps a swingin' Santa Claus Up on the house top, click, boom, click Down to the ground goes stiff St. Nick I said: Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house Hey (hey), you (you), det down from this house Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house Don't hang around or I'll knock you down from this house Hey mister, you shot Santa Claus Hey, don't worry, kid. I only nicked him He'll limp a little, but he'll be all right (Hey you) Hey, Steve, Edie, go see what's in the bag (Don't hang around) (Oh, yeah)