You set the standard for everyone The standard to avoid And yet youre hogging the spotlight again And everyone is annoyed Your affectations are obvious The trends so easily seen Another martyr is nailed to the swatch The fantasy is obscene Youre a prop, youre a prop Youre a fuckin laughingstock Youre a prop, youre a prop This charade has got to stop Got to stop, got to stop, got to stop So go out and let them know Whos the big man of the show Whos the piss-ant livin large Whos the no-one takin charge Will you be seen in the scene Does your rep still come up squeaky clean Will you be seen in the scene that hates you Mocks you, mocks you, theyre mocking you At the top, at the top, laughingstock is at the top At the top, at the top, number one Hes got the spot Shit list, shit list, tops the list, so go out And let them know Whos the big man of the show Whos the piss-ant livin large Whos the nothing takin charge Will you be seen in the scene Does your rep still come up squeaky clean Will you be seen in the scene that hates you Mocks you, mocks you, they always mock you Youre a prop, youre a prop Laughingstock Gets no props, gets no props Laughingstock Got to stop, got to stop, got to stop