Judge: How do you find the defendant? Juryman: He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent. Man: Freaked out behaviour both chronic and recent. Jury: Drinking and driving, narcotic possession. Man 2: And that's just page one of his ten page confession! Judge: I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us,But this is LA and you're rich and famous! [In the Betty Ford Centre] Criminal: I'm checking in. All: He's checking in. Criminal: I'm checking in, All: Checking Checking In, Criminal: No more pills or alcohol, No more pot or Demorol, No more stinking fun at all, I'm checking in. All: He's checking in, He's checking in. Doctor: No more looking pale and thin, No more bugs beneath your skin. Criminal: Hey, that's just my aspirin!I'm Checking In! All:He's Checking, Check it out, you're checking in!