Get crazy
Get crazy

Get crazy, do a striptease down the supermarket aisle
Get crazy, tell your boyfriend that you're pregnant, watch him smile
I'm a modest sort of guy, kind of quiet, kind of shy
That's my jet that's parked outside
How about a little ride?

Get crazy, sell your sister to a sheik of Araby
Get crazy, spend your whole day without watching no TV
And I'm staring at your knees
And you're staring at my keys
Then I'm staring at your heart
What a lovely, lovely heart

I can get you into TV
Stick with me, you'll win an Emmy
Get crazy

It's a breach of natural law
To say no and hem and haw
When you know you want me bad
Say goodbye to mom and dad

Get crazy
Get crazy
Get crazy
Get crazy

It's a breach of natural law
To say no and hem and haw
When you know you want me bad
Say goodbye to mom and dad

Get crazy, do a swan dive from the top of Hoover Dam
Get crazy, take a beehive when you go to Sunday Mass
Get crazy, say you're married to a tenor saxophone
Get crazy, take a midnight stroll through Central Park alone
Get crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy