C G [Verse 1] A He defines liquid courage E He's dam hard to discourage D A He's, his own biggest fan A He comes in all sizes E There's really no, surprises D A We all know, how this story, ends A No lack of, ambition E He tries every position D A Sober, this would not be right A Not trying to be a buzzkill E But youre kind of, at a stand still D A Theres no love, to be made here tonight. [Chorus] D Whiskey Richard A Please keep him zippered D A Once you start throwing em back D Whiskey Richard A All things considered D A You gave it, all that you had [Verse 2] A He drank beer, in Europe E HE smoked weed in Spain D A He even sipped wine in France A But even translantic E Still aint romantic D A You're just trying, to get in my pants [Chorus] D Whiskey Richard A Please keep him zippered D A You;re so easy to predict D Whiskey Richard A At least you're a good kisser D A I wish I had a bone to pick D A I got the short end of that stick