All you people up there in city hall You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets This is a song for the people in the streets Not the people city hall All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up Come along children and fuckin' rise! Lots of times when me and kg are watchin' All the fuckin' shit that goes down at city hall We get the feeling we should fuck shit up Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot A riot! We have 'em screaming in the streets We have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses And settin' fuckin' fires! And settin' fuckin' fires! And settin' fuckin' fires! And then after the smoke is cleared And the rubble has been swept away Me and kg will peek out our heads We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level From a bunker We did it rage-kage, we beat the bastards of city hall! But now what will we do? We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process? Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how And the elbow grease to lead us to a new land No, not me and kg, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead... Alright, we'll do it! We'll lead as two kings We'll lead as two kings Ahhhaaa (two kings, we'll lead as two kings) Ah-ha ah-how We'll lead as two kings The first decree is to legalize marijuana The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization You're banished from the land! We'll lead as two kings We'll lead as two kings Ahhhaaa (two kings, we'll lead as two kings) Ah-ha ah-how Lead as two kings The second decree: No more pollution, no more car exhaust Or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes! We'll lead as two kings, oh, yeah We'll fuckin' lead as two kings Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately (Tube technology.) chop, chop, let's go Third decree: Ao more... rich people: and poor people From now on, we will all be the same... Ummm, I dunno I gotta think about that... We'll lead as two kings Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha. Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho Oh my god Ahh... What? Dude, the red phone is flashing Oh, yeah Let me scoop that up? Tello? two kings Who is it? What?! No! no fucking way! What? Rage, there's a potato famine in idaho, you gotta go down there! Oh my god... What? Dude, I gotta stay here! Why do I have to go? Please! Please! Oh, god, okay Awesome..? As he gone? alright, emergency meeting of parliament All right parliament, I know this is fucked up But rage, he can't be king anymore Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees Seriously, let's make him "duke," a kick ass "duke." Or "leader formerly known as king," but-- uh-oh he's comin' back... We'll lead as two kings, oh yes We'll really lead as two kings Uh, dude? Rage. I went all over idaho... Yeah? Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere What? There was no famine? Yeah, there was no famine, no Dude. I don't know what's uh... A toast... A toast... Long live the "d." Long live the "d." Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine What? For the good of the land You p-- I poisoned yours... Huh heh, as well Noooooooooo!!!!! No! City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall People inside me are askin' me to smoke up city hall 'Cause no one here is talkin' People inside me are askin' me to blow up city hall 'Cause no one here is rockin' People inside me are askin' me to blow up city hall 'Cause everyone is rock-'em sock-'em robots Everyone is rock-'em sock-'em robots Everyone is rock-'em sock-'em go! Oh! Don't, cut that part out We've got it Um, do you believe in god? I believe, I believe You do? I believe in god. I believe in god. (Laughs)] y'do I believe in god Do you? I believe in god