Well, once I was persuaded to open up my head I told them how it was and went and got it wrong instead I said: Would you believe me if you only knew I'd been stealing everything? This conversation's through And the boy cried, hang him at three I saw him on the front page laughing at me He worked in a fairground in a tall hat He's a liar he's a liar and a good one at that Say what you want to say what you will Write your number on my telephone bill Walk like a monkey, kick like a mule I could be your beggar but I'd rather be just as cruel So I told them all I could about what could they expect But I lost my sense of smell and I gained my self respect They told me I was curious I told them they were slow They asked me were I get this stuff I told them I don't know And the boy cried: Whoopi de dee There's a woman with a mustache who wont let me be Though she was born on a Monday she's a hundred and four She's a liar she's a liar and a little bit more Say what you want to say what you will Write your number on my telephone bill Walk like a monkey, kick like a mule I could be your beggar but I'd rather be just as cruel And the boy cried hang him at three I saw him on the front page laughing at me He worked in a fairground in a tall hat He's a liar, he's a liar and a good one at that Say what you want to say what you will Write your number on my telephone bill Walk like a monkey, kick like a mule I could be your beggar but I'd rather be just as cruel