E When the day has begun D Put some of this on E D Rogaine E If you gotta bald spot D Wanna keep what you got E D E Rogaine E Your hairline D It's declined C B And you shine E D E D Rogaine E|E|E|E|-----------------------||--|| D G A G 2x D G A D Don't come in my yard no more G A D You've ruined my lawn before G A Whatever you kids are looking for D G A D G Hey! Don't come in my yard no more E|E|E|E|-----------------------||--|| C Girl, to dance with you is my favorite thing, yeah, uh-huh F C So when I hit the floor I really feel the pain, yeah yeah, uh-huh ah-huh [Chorus] G F C I needa put on my, my, my, my, my orthopedic shoes just to boogie with you, G F C yeah I'm gonna put on my, my, my, my, my orthopedic shoes just to boogie with you, uh-huh E|E|E|E|-----------------------||--||- C G7 C Jello again, Jello G7 C Am I always eat Jello F Dm G Am I love that jiggly thing you do Dm And you make lunch great G7 I can hardly wait C Jello E|E|-----------------------|| [Intro] Am E7 G D F C Dm E7 x2 [Verse] Am E7 On a dark country highway, cool wind in your hair G D Warm smell of a corndog rising up through the air F C See a sign in the distance, says "We're open all day" Dm E7 If you walk up to the entrance, it's where you'll hear me say [Chorus] F C I'm a greeter at a Walmart in California E7 Am Yeah I work the door, at the Superstore F C I hand out stickers at a Walmart in California Dm E7 Where my vest is blue, and my hair is too! E|E|-----------------------|| A Bbdim7 Bm E|--------------|--------------|--------------|--5-----0-----| B|-----------2--|-----------2--|-----------3--|--------------| G|--------2-----|--------0-----|--------4-----|--------------| D|-----2--------|-----2--------|-----4--------|-----| --------| A|--0-----------|--1-----------|--2-----------|--------------| E|--------------|--------------|--------------|--------------| [Verse 1] A My buddies and me Bbdim7 Were once wild and free Bm Now we ain't doing so great E Used to go down E7 And tear up the town A But now were all in bed by eight. A Our parties are fewer Bbdim7 And were sipping Insure Bm Dm7 Instead of our glass of champagne E Now when we get together E7 We just talk about the weather E And all we ever do is E7 Complain [Chorus] A 'Cause all my friends got hip replacements A Cause they slipped and fell in their garage or basements Bm We're old and pale E Our bones are frail A Yeah, years ago we were still in bases A A7 Now we spend our time having wheelchair races Bm 'Oh, all my friends E A Got hip replacements