Oh I never sneeze when you're around, and you never think I have the cold, but when I'm all alone I I Itshooo I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs... My nose never runs when you're arond, And you never think I got the flu, but when I really do I I Itshooo I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs... I catch a cold easy when I feel sneezy what I really need's a box of handkerchiefs to please me It's you I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs... Everytime I go out I get the flu, I'm okay one minute then I start sneezing again, I sneeze here, sneeze there, I'm always sneezing everywhere... Oh I never sniff when you're around, and you never think I'm really ill, oh but I tell you still I I Itshoo I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs...