Intro (as below, 3 times):
Am (pluck strings)
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B|--------------|1-------------|
G|---------2----|2-------------|
D|----2---------|2-------------|
A|0-------------|--------------|
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Scod: On behalf of all the geeks,
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I'd just like to say,
G E F
I've been telling you all along,
E (stop)
That Lord of the Rings was cool.
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G E Am
Yon and Gatesy: He told you so many times...
Scod: I told you...
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Yon and Gatesy: He told you so many ways...
Scod: I told you...
G E F E (stop)
I wore a cloak to school every day,
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But who's laughing now? Ha ha ha ha...
Yon and Gatesy: (Maniacally) Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Tripod: Now you'll all do as I did,
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You'll name your first child \"Bilbo\".
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Don't try to catch up now,
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It's too late to make amends.
G E F G
You were far too busy with girls and cars and sport...
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Scod: ... and friends...