Just give me one more sniffle Another sniffle of that dope (2x) I'll catch a cow like a cowboy And throw a bull without a rope Doggone, I've got more money Than Henry Ford or John D. ever had (2x) I bit a dog last Monday And forty doggone dogs went mad Feel like a fightin' rooster Feel better than I ever felt (2x) Got double pneumonia And still I think I got the best health Say, Sam Go get my airplane and drive it up to my door Oh, Sam, go get my airplane And driii-ve it to my door I think I'll fly to London These monkey men makes mama sore The president sent for me The Prince of Wales is on my trail (2x) They worry me so much I'll take another sniff and put them both in jail