D           G
God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment
D           G
God thinks the jews killed his son and must be punished
D           G
God thinks the white man is satan
D               G
God, they know what god thinks

D          G
God thinks we should all convert to judaism
D         G
God thinks we must all be christians and
D          G
God thinks we should all embrace islam
D                         G
God thinks the only true religion is hinduism
D
And I
             G
I know what god thinks
                     D               G
God thinks you're a waste of flesh
             D
God prefers an atheist

A#          C                       D
God thinks all people like you are evil
A#          C                       D
God thinks all people like you are an embarassment to creation
A#              C             D
Self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
A#            C                    D
And use his name for your own protection

D           G
God thinks the sun revolves around the earth
D           G
God thinks there was something very wrong with copernicus
D           G
God thinks abortion is murder and
D                       G
God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong
D          G
God thinks women deserve it
D           G
God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment

D                G
I hate people who blame the devil for their own shortcomings and
D                G
I hate people who thank god when things go right

D
And I
           G
I know what god thinks
                       D       G
God thinks you're an idiot
                   D       G
God prefers a heretic
G
God, god


A#          C                       D
God thinks all people like you are evil
A#          C                       D
God thinks all people like you are an embarassment to creation
A#              C             D
Self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
A#            C                    D
And use his name for your own agenda

A# C D (4x)

A#
God is a liberal
C
God is a democrat
D
God wants you to vote republican
A#                    C                     D
never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god
and says that it's absolute truth
A#              C
its lies and it smells like death
D
its all in a day's work taking money from the poor
A#                    C                   D
Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
If he wanted to start a holy war?


A#              C             D
Self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
A#            C                    D
And use his name for your own protection
D          G
God thinks puppies need to die and
D          G
God thinks babies need to drown
D             G
'Cause god is neither good nor bad
D
God is you and me
G
God is everything