You Don't Love Me Anymore

Weird Al Yankovic

Tom: D

Tuning:E A D G B E 
 
 
A                                      C#m 
We've been together for so very long 
      G                                         Bm 
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? 
                                        E 
Seems you don't want me around 
       Bm                             E 
The passion is gone and the flame's died down 

A                                      C#m 
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem 
       G                                           Bm 
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team 
                                   E 
You used to think I was nice 
             Bm                                          E 
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist 

      G                                      D 
Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car? 
       A                                  E 
That kind of thing is hard to ignore 
         G                D                               A 
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore 

A                                      C#m 
I knew that we were having problems when 
      G                                         Bm 
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again 
                                        E 
You're still the light of my life 
       Bm                             E 
 
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife? 

A                                      C#m 
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way 
      G                                 Bm 
You poison my coffee just a little each day 
                                                 E 
I still remember the way that you laughed 
 Bm                                          E 
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft 

               G                                               D 
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra 
       A                                  E 
Doing in my underwear drawer? 
         G                D                               A 
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more 

A                                      C#m 
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill 
      G                                              Bm 
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will 
                               E 
You set my house on fire 
       Bm                                           E 
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers 

A                                      C#m 
Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap 
      G                                         Bm 
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep 
                                   E 
You drilled a hole in my head 
              Bm                                               E 
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead 

      G                                  D 
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all 
      A                                 E 
You never acted this way before 
           G                          D                               A           E   D 
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore, oh no no 
         G                 D                              A 
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore